Top 69+ Best Vampire Pick up Lines (Funny, Dirty, Scary Lines)

Check the best Vampire pick-up lines for friends. Women always find vampires sexy, attractive, and persuasive. For example, 80% of females around the world like to either watch or read the Twilight series, Vampire diaries, etc. If your hot girl is one of that 80%, you are in luck with these tinder starters. Our marvelous collection of the top 69 best werewolf vampire pick-up lines will set you up in time. These lines are suitable as Omegle conversation starters or chat-up lines and tinder openers.

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Baby, you’re so beautiful. I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.

How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

Besides being a genuine devil in the sheets, I’m a vampire in the streets.

Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.

How about joining me for a bite.

Is there room for two in your coffin?

Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

I felt like a vampire, but I am not hungry for your love, and instead, I want your beautiful heart.

Do you believe in love at first bite?

Hey babe, you’re hot AF. Even hotter than most of the vampires I’ve burned.

I’m not a Vampire, but I’ll bite your neck like one.

See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon let’s get out of here!

I have died every day waiting for you.

Hey, where have you been all my afterlife?

I’m the best cougar you’ll ever have, just 500 years old.

Kissing your rosebud lips will only be one bite. But if you want another, you can let me hug you.

My favorite Twilight movie is: Call me batty, but I think this is love at first bite.

I prefer the real thing, so I’ll buy you a steak sandwich with a bloody Mary.

If you let me, I’ll show you a bloody good time. Because you sound English.

Let me make your heartbeat again.

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Now that they say my blood is the sweetest, do you want to taste the rest of me?

Given a chance, I’ll suck the life out of you.

Hey baby, what’s your blood type?

I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.

Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.

Your eyes share one thing in common with my skin; they both sparkle in the sun.

I can promise you an eternity since they say diamond is forever.

I would seriously hold it against you if you told me I have a beautiful corpse.

Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.

Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you because you are so beautiful.

Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?

You’ll be seeing three reflections in the mirror if you spend another hour with me.

Your blood is so hot I could get burnt.

I want to suck your blood. Also, your tits.

Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?

If your boobs were a blood type, it would be double-A’s.

What your sexiness is making me want to whip out is not a crucifix.

I am tempted to take a thousand bites just to get another kiss from you.

What they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth is true.

Do you want to stay up all night with me?

I’ll make you forget Cleopatra.

You can enter me anytime, you have permission.

If I turn into a bat, can I hide in your cave?

That cape would look nice on the floor near my bed.

Are you a vampire? Because I’ve got something, I’d like you to suck.

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I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Give me a sketchbook, baby, because I want to draw your blood.

You look a little thirsty when you look at me; are you a vampire?

Suck my blood, so I know it’s real.

I’m no vampire, but I’m okay with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

You’d be dead by now if you didn’t so prototype.

Your life will suck… with me.

You are so hot that you make my blood boil, like the sun.

My teeth keep thinking about your neck. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

I turn into an animal in bed. No, really, I’m serious.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sorta.

Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?

It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

You’re so beautiful. I think my heart just stopped. Wow, it really did!

Your life would suck without me… oh wait, it will suck with me.

Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.

I am thinking of sucking the life out of you; maybe I’ll do it tomorrow.

You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

If I was a vampire, I’d pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

There’s a hunger in me that I’ve never felt my whole life.

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