*New* 79+ Urdu Pick up Lines For Girls & Boys (Flirty Lines)

Get list of new halal Pakistani Urdu pick up lines to try on girls and boys to flirt with them. Urdu is the language of love! No wonder why all the Shayari is written in Urdu. Here is our top collection of the best Urdu flirty jokes to impress a girl that works all the time. You can use them with your loved ones as well as when trying to hook up. Most of these lines are universal. You can use them as a chat up lines or tinder openers & Reddit starters anytime, anywhere. We even included some conversation starters to help you out at your very first steps.

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Funny Urdu Pick-up Lines

Here are the top 69 Funny Urdu/Punjabi pickup lines of 2021.

When I look at you… Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

Mard mein bahut dard paida kar deti hai tumhari smile

Tum pehle bhi itni khoobsurat thi … ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?

I was thinking kya aap believe karti hain love at first sight pe? Ya main dobara ghoom ke aau?

I love you like Sheikh Rasheed loves biryani!

You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day.

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I’d call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

If you’d be a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be McHandsome!

Tell me something I don’t know, like your number

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!

You know what Karachi weather and you have in common. You both are HOT!

Girl, you are so Haraam. I wanna make it halal right now.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show my mom what I want for EID

Baby, I would eat your rotiyaan even if they were square

Baby, are you from Turkey? Because, when I see you, I become Tharkee!

Are you Lahore Ki Smog? Because You Just Took My Breath Away!

Wanna date? I got a whole box when I was in Makkah.

Mere pas Civic hai!

Are you heading to India? ’Cause I’d Goa anywhere with you!

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Halal Flirty Lines in Urdu

You seem tired.. is it because you’ve been making Tawaaf in my head all day?

You are the ONLY Fitna I want in my life…

Are you Isha? Because my day doesn’t seem to end without you.

When I first saw you, I said MashaAllah.. after that, I’ve only been saying InshaAllah!

Habti.. are you Fajar? Because I miss you every single day

You are Wajib-ul-Cuddle

ARE YOU FROM MECCA? BECAUSE YOU MECCA BROTHER WEAK

MashaAllah! I can see Allah has given you everything, except my number

JUST LIKE SLIPPERS IN A MASJID, YOU STOLE MY HEART! AND NOW IT’S GONE, FOREVER

So, Ramadan is almost here, and I still don’t have a date. Will you be mine?

You must be paradise.. because I can’t wait to be near your feet

Can I have your number so I can wake you up for Fajr?

Are you Isha? Because my day doesn’t seem to end without you

Can I have your autograph on this nikka nama!

Jokes for Girls in Urdu

Are you gulab jamun? Because nothing is sweeter than you!

Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.

How about we get together, and I mix my pani with your puri.

You’re more garam than my chai.

18- You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?

Are you a jalebi? Because there’s nothing sweeter than you!

Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee. Sweet and curvy.

Hey, I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi, maybe?

You’re more garam than my chai.

You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?

I will curry on loving you for as long as life will aloo me.

That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day.

Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

Baby, I’d love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

If I were a tabla, I’d let you bang me all night long.

Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.

That’s a lovely sari. Can I talk you out of it?

How about we get together, and I mix my pani with your puri.

Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won’t be sari if you go out with me.

Most of these Dirty Urdu pickup lines are appropriate for every situation. However, the lines from the dirty section should only be used with your loved ones. Otherwise, we don’t take any responsibility for the outcome. Enjoy!

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