63+ Funny Stupid Pick up Lines for him/her (Dirty, Dump Pun)

Here is the latest Stupid Pick up lines to make him/her laugh. Sometimes it’s good to act dumb to win someone’s heart. No matter how smart you are, there is always room to act crazy. The problem is most people don’t know what to say to make them look adorable. Therefore, this huge collection of the new cute stupid pick-up lines will help you out in every situation. You can use them as best Tinder openers and chat-up lines Reddit or even as best conversation starters. also, we have that make no sense in a relationship.

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Dirty Stupidest Pick up Lines ever for friends

So I heard you got the hots for me!
Is your mother a beaver? Cuz dammnn!
Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
Are you related to Yoda? Cuz Yoda-Licious!
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!
Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.
Is your name Jewel? Because you were meant for me.
My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN, I see!
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
There’s a party in my pants, and you’re invited.
I’m sorry, I’m an artist, and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!

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Girls & Boys Stupid Corny Flirting Lines

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Come here, or my dick will start CUMING for you! Don’t be so picky; I wasn’t!
Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
Here it is $30. Drink until I am really good-looking, then come to talk to me.
Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.
Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
Girl, you better have a license cuz you are driving me crazy
I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the shit out of the sides!
My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
Do you need a napkin? Because you look DIRTY!!!
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Take good care of your mother, because one day she’ll be my mother-in-law.
You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
What’s your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
I’m gay, but you might just turn me straight.
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
Be unique and different. Just say yes.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Is that a tic-tac in your blouse, or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here!
Nice socks. Can I try them on?
Hey there, you look good. How many guys do I have to wait behind?
Blonde, James Blonde… Jr.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
Are you feeling O.K.? It looks like your lacking vitamin Me.

We end this silly pickup lines collection by wishing you good luck. We hope that you are successful in winning over whoever you want.


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