Do you want to impress your crush with some playboy type pick up lines? Then you should go with these Glenn Β Quagmire pickup lines for flirting. These are inspired by adult cartoon character which is funny with lighthearted quality. Also, Quagmire is famous for using Quagmire pick-up lines on Twitter for getting girls.
Quagmire Dirty Pickup Lines
Here are some Quagmire pick-up lines for you:
Hey! π I am sure that I would look good on you. π
You are wearing such a nice pant. π€© Can I test the zipper? (^_-)
I can fall madly :-\ on the bed with you B-)
Can I have some fries π€ to go with that shake? π
Excuse me! :-{ What you like the most, screaming or moaning? B-)
You are wearing such a nice dress. π€© But can I talk you out of it? (^o^)
Do you know where beauty is? π€ [No} Only a light switch away.(^_-)
Are you a believer in love at first sight? π Otherwise, I have to walk in again. :-{
If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would definitely put U and I together. :-Pπ€
Hey! The word of the day is βlegβ. ^_^ What about going to my place and spread the word?:-*
Do you know that you are that beautiful π to ride the quagmire? :O
I forgot to pick my library card. π Can I check you out? π
Hey, come! I make more money than you spend. (^_-)
You are taking my breath away. B-) So, I hope you know CPR. π
Your dress will look more good on my bedroomβs floor. ^_^
Glenn Quagmire Pickup Lines/Quotes
Can you be really bad? :-{ Because I need someone really bad. π
Can you show me π€ your tan lines? π
Do you need anything? π€ Because I am an organ donor. B-)
I wish that my name was a chance. (^o^) So that you give me one. π
I forget my phone number. :-/ Can I have yours? (^_-)
Are your pants made up of Windex? π€ Because I can see myself in them. ^_^
It is bad that your lips look lonely. :-\ What about to let them meet my lips? (^_-)
That dress is looking really good on you. :-* But I guess it would be better if I were on you. π
I am planning to start research on the vagina. (^_-) Would you like to be the first sample? π
Hey! I think your lips want a massage. :-{ What about mouth-to-mouth? :-*
Oh, girl! You remind me of my old bicycle and makes me sad. :'( Can I ride you all night? ^o^
Do you know how to count? π€ [obviously] Then count on spending the night with me. B-)
I thought you are a parking ticket. :-{ Because I can see fine written all over your dear. π
Hey! You dropped something. π [what?]. My jaw :O
Letβs only latex stand between our love. (^o^)
You have a beautiful body. π Can you hold it against me? :-*
Okay so expect from being sexy π€ what you do for a living? B-)
Are you a thief? :-\ Because you stole my heart. π
Sweetie! I know you. π [how?] You look like my next girlfriend. :-*
My feet are getting cold. :-/ Because you knocking my socks off.^o^π
Conclusion:
These Quagmire pick-up lines are inspired by the character from βThe Family Guyβ. Try out these lines to get your girl in some weird and unique way.
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