Do you want to impress your crush with some playboy type pick up lines? Then you should go with these Glenn 
Quagmire pickup lines for flirting. These are inspired by adult cartoon character which is funny with lighthearted quality. Also, Quagmire is famous for using Quagmire pick-up lines on Twitter for getting girls.
Quagmire Dirty Pickup Lines
Here are some Quagmire pick-up lines for you:
Hey! 😉 I am sure that I would look good on you. 😀
You are wearing such a nice pant. 🤩 Can I test the zipper? (^_-)
I can fall madly :-\ on the bed with you B-)
Can I have some fries 🤔 to go with that shake? 😉
Excuse me! :-{ What you like the most, screaming or moaning? B-)
You are wearing such a nice dress. 🤩 But can I talk you out of it? (^o^)
Do you know where beauty is? 🤔 [No} Only a light switch away.(^_-)
Are you a believer in love at first sight? 😎 Otherwise, I have to walk in again. :-{
If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would definitely put U and I together. :-P🤙
Hey! The word of the day is “leg”. ^_^ What about going to my place and spread the word?:-*
Do you know that you are that beautiful 😀 to ride the quagmire? :O
I forgot to pick my library card. 😑 Can I check you out? 😎
Hey, come! I make more money than you spend. (^_-)
You are taking my breath away. B-) So, I hope you know CPR. 😉
Your dress will look more good on my bedroom’s floor. ^_^
Glenn Quagmire Pickup Lines/Quotes
Can you be really bad? :-{ Because I need someone really bad. 😉
Can you show me 🤔 your tan lines? 😎
Do you need anything? 🤔 Because I am an organ donor. B-)
I wish that my name was a chance. (^o^) So that you give me one. 😉
I forget my phone number. :-/ Can I have yours? (^_-)
Are your pants made up of Windex? 🤔 Because I can see myself in them. ^_^
It is bad that your lips look lonely. :-\ What about to let them meet my lips? (^_-)
That dress is looking really good on you. :-* But I guess it would be better if I were on you. 😀
I am planning to start research on the vagina. (^_-) Would you like to be the first sample? 😉
Hey! I think your lips want a massage. :-{ What about mouth-to-mouth? :-*
Oh, girl! You remind me of my old bicycle and makes me sad. :'( Can I ride you all night? ^o^
Do you know how to count? 🤔 [obviously] Then count on spending the night with me. B-)
I thought you are a parking ticket. :-{ Because I can see fine written all over your dear. 😀
Hey! You dropped something. 😑 [what?]. My jaw :O
Let’s only latex stand between our love. (^o^)
You have a beautiful body. 😛 Can you hold it against me? :-*
Okay so expect from being sexy 🤔 what you do for a living? B-)
Are you a thief? :-\ Because you stole my heart. 😉
Sweetie! I know you. 😉 [how?] You look like my next girlfriend. :-*
My feet are getting cold. :-/ Because you knocking my socks off.^o^😜
Conclusion:
These Quagmire pick-up lines are inspired by the character from “The Family Guy”. Try out these lines to get your girl in some weird and unique way.
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