49+ New Baseball Pick up Lines (Cute Dirty Baseball Puns)

Are you looking for  Baseball pick-up lines then you’re at the right place Let’s face it 80% of girls watch baseball or soccer to get closer to guys? Well, sometimes it still isn’t enough to get you all the way through. That’s where our baseball & softball pickup lines, jokes, quotes come into play. People are most vulnerable when they are either playing or watching their favorite sports. Our collection of best Tinder openers and Omegle conversation starters will help you out in every chat-up situation possible and you can cheer up with these best Yankee pickup lines for football, basketball, Rugby players. Check Baseball Puns for Boyfriend!!


Cheesy Pickup lines for Baseball Players

Here is some latest clean baseball Pick up lines of 2021

I’m falling in glove with you.
You’re quite the catch, baby.
Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats. I’m a good hardwood
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come to be my afternoon delight?
Hey girl! Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
I’m an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.
Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action
Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
My dugout, or yours?
My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.
Can I pinch-hit on you?
Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.
Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.
Can I show you my spitball?
My split-finger will have your knees buckling
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.
Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batter’s box?
Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.
You must be a baseball fan. You got the skills to be a great catcher.
Come back to my place, and I’ll show you what a real sabermagician does
Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.
Hey babe, now that the season’s over, let’s go back to my place and watch the highlight film
They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me
Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you, MY WHOLE LIFE.

Funny & Dirty Baseball Pickup Lines

I’d got to bat for you, babe.
I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.
If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three-year contract with a vesting option
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
If you were a baseball, could I hit a homerun
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? HUH! Your name and number!
You’re quite the catch, baby.
Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.
If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
If you were a baseball mitt, would you catch my fly balls?

Couples Baseball Flirting Jokes

They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
Two more follows, and we can start the giveaway! Come on, people, I draw pretty okay too
Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.

Leave a Comment