49+ Cute Medical Pick up Lines For Doctors (Witty, Funny, Cheesy, Flirty)

Here are the cute Medical Pick up lines to use on guys. Medical science helps you to better understand what goes inside the body when you like someone. Why not use this knowledge to help you get the best girl in the room. We assure you that this collection of medical pickup lines for her/him will help you out as the best Tinder starters, Reddit, and chat-up lines. Moreover, some of the best conversation starters are also present in the list.

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Best Dirty Medical Pickup Lines Tagalog

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.
Stand back. I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance; I’ll loosen her clothes.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
ICU in my dreams.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.”
Can I be your ophthalmologist? Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes!
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless
Don’t you worry, baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life
You are a cancer specialist—I am one too—we can be a malignant couple.

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Bad Conversation Starter Medical Flirting Lines

Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey, I’m a medullary thyroid carcinoma, and you’re a pheochromocytoma. We’re MEN 2B
Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
So babe, back in med school, my peeps call me PND.
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Wanna go study some human anatomy?
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Am I a non-competitive inhibitor? Because I want to attach to your posterior region!
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Excuse me, are your osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition!
Let’s exchange genetic information!
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
I’m a med student. Trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right!
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!

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To wrap it up, I hope one of these awesome medical terminologies and pharmacy pickup lines gets you wrapped up quickly. However, be careful when using the dirty ones because they strike back sometimes.


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