(79+) Gym Pick up Lines [Dirty, Exercise Fitness Lines]

Here are the latest gym pick-up lines to use on guys. Do you want to impress your trainer or your friends with gym puns or pickup lines? Then you are at the right place because our clean gym pick-up lines for guys will help you in these situations. These lines will help in Omegle tinder openers, chat-up lines, conversation starters, and many more like bad teacher pick-up lines.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten, I see!

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

Do you believe in love at the first set? Or should I curl this barbell another ten times?

Do you work at UPS because I saw you checkin’ out my package?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you

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If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe it?

Going to a sculpture class won’t even get you this chiseled.

Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I want to be the first male to bother you.

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical, and I’m feeling a little dizzy.

I hope you’re into yoga cause you’re going to get a good stretch tonight.

I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m going to have my ‘why’ with you!

Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

Can you close the bracelet for me?

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!

Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Do you believe in love at the first set? Or should I curl this barbell another ten times?

Do you work at UPS because I saw you checkin’ out my package?

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you

Girl, I heard yours into fitness. How about a fitness dick in your mouth?

Girl/Boy, you make working out look good!!!!

If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe it?

Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.

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Do you have any tape? Because I’m ripped.

Do you squat here often?

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

Girl, I heard you into fitness. How about a fitness dick in your mouth?

If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in

How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?

How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?

Do you squat here often?

Do you think that class instructor good?

Do you know karate? Cause your body is kicking.

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!

I hear you thirsty? Well, I’ve got a six-pack right here!

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I’ve got a 6-inch tongue, and please teach me to know how to use it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Let’s make a lunge.

I without you is like a sneaker without laces.

Nice legs.

Sex burns 300 calories per hour; wanna exercise?

Do you want a sample of some of my SuperPump?

Do you want to sit on my lap?

Your gloves are excellent.

You’ve got hot buns.

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