505+ Best Funny Pick Up Lines for Him/Her [Hilarious]

Do u want Hilarious funny pick-up lines for friends or girlfriends? Do you often get confused while writing or saying the right words to someone you love, or a friend or special? Yes, we understand that most of the time pick-up lines may sound a little corny but they surely smile at you. Do you consider yourself bold enough to try the pick-up lines of 2020? The pick-up lines are cheesy and give a good laugh. So make your attitude stand out and start the conversation easily. The playful personality is admired by most people; just choose the best funny pick-up lines to get started with the flirt with the person of your choice.

Cheesy Funny Chat up Lines for Him/Her

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re Cute!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Funny Pick Up Lines to use on guys

Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

MexicanFunny Pick Up Lines

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Do you know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

funny pick up lines for girls to use on guys

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

funny pick up lines for best friends

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Tinder Funny Flirting Lines for Girls and Boys

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Funny Pick Up Lines for tinder

Are you a time traveller? Cause I see you in my future!
Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut wants to spend another day without you.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Funny Pick Up Lines for guys

I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Are you French? Because of Eiffel for you.

dirty Funny Pick Up Lines for him

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Dumb Conversation starters for Boys

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
Are you a loan? Cause you’ve got my interest!

Cheesy funny pick up lines

You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Are your parent’s bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

Funny Lines for Best friends and Boyfriend

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Halal Pick-Up Lines for Muslims That Will Make You LOL 

Can I have your number, so I can wake you up for Fajar?

Funny Pick Up Lines for friends

Just like slippers in Masjid, you stole my heart and now it’s gone forever.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been making tawaf in my head all day.
Raindrop, drop top, the way you fold your hijab makes my heart stop.
Are you Isha? Because my day doesn’t seem to end without you…Hey girl, are you Fajar? Cause I miss you every single day.
MashAllah! Allah gave you everything except my number.
I want your feet to be my kids Jannah.

Funny Pick Up Lines for Tinder

Is your name Ramadan, because I’m hungry for your love.
After seeing you, the first thing I said was MashAllah. The next was Inshallah!
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Wow, you’re beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
Hey girl, I just saw the moon in your eyes… Eid Mubarak.
Hey girl, we’re allowed to marry four…but I don’t think that’s necessary because you’re a 10.
I’d fast for a lifetime just to have one iftar with you.
It must be Laylatul Qadr because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You’re so halal. Can I Nikkah you?

Hilarious Tinder Openers for Him Her

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
In your arms is where I truly belong.
You seem familiar. You look a lot like my future husband.
Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you at any time.
You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me to you.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because man, you’re hot!
You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.
Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Humorous Mean Pick-Up Lines

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.
Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Are you a tax collector? Because I’m going to avoid you at all costs!
You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.
Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.
The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!
Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.
I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.
You may not be good-looking, but I still like you.
Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful at a distance.
Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?
How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?
I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you landed on your face.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.

Laughing Smooth Pick-Up Lines

Hi, I am Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
I’m Fighting the Urge to Make You The Happiest Woman On Earth Tonight.
Four Plus Four Equals Eight, But You Plus Me Equals Fate.
Could You Please Step Away from The Bar? You’re Melting All The Ice!
You Must Be A Hell of A Thief Because You Stole My Heart From Across The Room.
You Must Be A Very Important Textbook Passage Because Seeing You Is The Highlight Of My Day.
So There You Are! I’ve Been Looking All Over For YOU, The Woman Of My Dreams!
The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven’t Told Me Is Your Name.
Did You Go To Bed Early Last Night? From The Looks Of It, You Got Your Beauty Sleep.
If I Was An Octopus, All My 3 Hearts Would Beat For You.
The Way You Smile, How Could I Resist You?
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
Are you a cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable!
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh, wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Hi! You Must Be A Broom, Cause You Just Swept Me Off My Feet!
You Make Me Melt Like An Ice Cream Cone In The Summer Sun.

Romantic Pick-Up Lines To Make Her Smile

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
Hi, I’m writing a book on the finer things of life and I was wondering if I could interview you?
I think the gaps between my fingers were meant for yours.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my heart. I think you must have it.
In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose.
If a star fell from the sky every time, I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
You are my compass. Without you, I’m lost.
I just want you to know that when I picture myself happy, it’s with you.
My heart forgets to beat the moment I see you.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’ll put a teardrop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.


Above all are the best and funny pick-up lines which are corny, cheesy and cute or even dirty but in the end, all of them are hilarious and funny. It is funny to try out the funny pick up lines of 2020 especially with the significant partner. Don’t forget to mention the most cheesy pick-up lines on which your partners laugh first below in comments.

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