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65+ Fast Food Pick Up Lines (Funny Foodie, Mexican Jokes)

Check out the latest Indian and Italian Food pick-up lines for Guys. we all know we can’t live without food. Right! And if you are with your friends and want to use food pickup lines on Reddit, so you are just at the right spot. Our best Asian food pickup lines work best for tinder openers, chat-up lines, conversation starters. And many more. You can use them as your weapons in spicy situations with your friends.

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Lettuce pick a great restaurant!

Can I get some peas and quiet?!

Peas don’t go.

Bean there, done that.

Thank you for bean-ing a friend.

You’ve been on my mind

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You’re a-maize-ing

What did the ear of corn say when its crush complimented it? “Aww, shucks!”

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.

The corn farmer doesn’t like to make plans—he prefers to play everything by ear.

Did you hear about the piece of corn that got in trouble? It got quite the earful.

What’s the highest position an ear of corn can get in the military? Kernel.

I carrot-bout you!

Why did the carrot make a hair appointment? Its roots were showing.

Did you hear about the two bunnies’ engagement? One of them got a 10-carrot ring!

Why was the snowman embarrassed when shopping for carrots? It was picking its nose.

Romaine calm!

What happened to the lettuce farmers who had their crops stolen? They lost their heads!

Did you hear about the hardworking lettuce bunch? It was promoted to head of its department!

Lettuce entertains you.

You won’t be-leaf this!

Care to chat for the romaine-der of the meeting?

Why was the celery embarrassed? It walked in on the salad dressing

The salad got into a fight with its friend and said some harsh words—now, it’s full of vin-regret.

Why was the salad so tired? It was tossing and turning all night

What did the man do with his days-old salad? He tossed it.

Is it too-mate to say sorry?

I love you from my head to-ma-toes!

What did the pizza say to the tomato? “Don’t get saucy with me!”

Does it really ‘mater?

Why was the DJ a hit at vegetable parties? She dropped good beets.

What school superlative did the happy beet get? Most up-beet.

What did the tomato yell to its broccoli getaway driver after robbing a bank? “Floret!”

Why did cauliflower try to cheer up broccoli? It was feeling a little melon-ccoli

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What did the waitress say when the restaurant ran out of broccoli? “Sorry, we’re out of the stalk.”

You make my heart skip a beet!

Why did the tomato stay after school? To ketchup on its schoolwork.

The salad got into a fight with its friend and said some harsh words—now, it’s full of vin-regret.

I’ve never made Caesar salad before—but I can take a stab at it.

Why was the salad so tired? It was tossing and turning all night!

Let’s taco about love.

I bet you’re straight-up spicy!

Let’s get pizza!

Do you want to be my butter half?

It would help if you were a peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.

I want you. I knead you.

Let’s get bread together.

Why did the carrot visit a psychic? To get its carrot cards to read.

I’m kale-ing it a day.

Lettuce romaine friends after all this.

What did the tomato yell to its broccoli getaway driver after robbing a bank? “Floret!”

What did the waitress say when the restaurant ran out of broccoli? “Sorry, we’re out of the stalk.”

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE-cumber.

It would help if you were a banana because I find you very a-peeling.

Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.

Do you like BBQs cause I’m going to slap my meat across your grill

I want to butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.

I’m going to make you breakfast, Omelet; you suck this dick.

Girl, you’re sweet as candy. Can I taste you “Now And Later?”

Mmm girl! You are so sweet. I’m going to get diabetes!

Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place, and I’ll whip you up a batch.

Omelette, you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were together. We’ll be grateful.

I can’t control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.

I wish you were cheesecake because I’d eat you right up.

Hey girl, you look real gouda.

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