69+ Doctor Pick up Lines (Medical Students flirty lines)

Are you a doctor, or medical staff, try these Chat up lines on doctors. Check the latest eye Doctor pick-up lines Doctors are serious kinds of people; they constantly have to deal with pain and loss. However, there are times when feelings develop between two doctors or even between a doctor and a patient. If you are in such a situation, this massive collection of doctor pickup lines will be your best conversation starters and chat-up lines. Moreover, you can even use them as tinder openers during hot situations like how to flirt with a medical student through physical therapy.

Biology Chat up Lines

Plague Pick up Lines for Doctors

Here are new paramedic pick up lines of 2021

I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You make my heartbeat like a drop of epinephrine.
You can be a cardiologist because there is something that makes me want to give you my heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime
I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
We should exchange our genetic information!
I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
The way you ask me leaves me aphasic.
I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You have to be my coronary artery because it’s covered in my heart.
You increase my dopamine levels

Cheesy Nurse Doc Chat up lines

Do you have protein? Because you have a good role.
Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You must be a pulmonary embolism because you leave me breathless.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
You’re systemic, and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together, we are one.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes!
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
Am I interested in you, or is it just blood sugar?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane lets you through.
Stand back. I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance. I’ll loosen her clothes.
My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
You have acute angina
Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
I’m a med student. Trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right!

Dirty Medical Conversation openers Tagalog

Come into my office and take off your pants.
Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?
Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!
What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I can tell you’re into yoga. Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, you know, uh take off your clothes
(Look for any minor skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!
Excuse me, are your osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition!
You seem like an interesting case—can I investigate you?
I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my copulatory organ.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
No, that’s not an epi-pen in my pants. I’m just happy to see you.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
When you walked in the door, your beauty hit me so hard that I have priapism from all the trauma.

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