89+ Cute & Hot *Bumble* Pick up Lines for Guys (Flirty, Dirty, Funny, Lines)

Check the new Bumble Pick-up Lines for her to use on guys. The internet is like a huge sea with lots of fish in it. However, just like fishing, you need to be very careful with the first bait you throw. Every fish has its own taste and interests. Therefore, this amazing collection of TikTok bumble pick-up lines to get laid will help you in chat-up lines and tinder starters like a cute first massage on bumble for boys. You can find multiple cheesy pickup lines to use as a bumble conversation starter for every topic.

Top Best Worst Opening Lines Reddit to use on Bumble

I’m going, to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?

I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.

You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

Hey gorgeous, will you be my bumberella?

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

They say Bumble is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

After inspecting your photos, I’ve concluded that you’re too much of a good girl for me.

Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together sometime

Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t take them off you.

Waffles or pancakes? I need to know what you prefer for breakfast

I almost gave up on Bumble, but then I saw your profile.

I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims. Are you in?

I usually go for 8’s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

Did you know you’re the hottest (insert name here) on Bumble?

My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!

Bumble brought us together for a reason, and that reason is babies.

**Insert number here**

Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘ name’s phone number.

Hey! we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

You’ve got the best smile on Bumble. I bet you use Crest

 

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

What’s a smart, attractive young… man like myself doing without your number?

You’re going to have to delete Bumble. You’re making the other girls look bad

I’ll cook your dinner if you cook me breakfast

What’s your number? I’ll text you on WhatsApp, we can meet this week.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands and we can get married.

I’ve been trying to get back into the gym. Got any workout tips?

Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?

What’s one destination you haven’t been to yet that you have to visit before you die?

Let’s get ready to Bumble!

You owe me a trip to an art gallery, and I have come to collect.

Is it safe to Google you, or will I find something scandalous?

Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?

How can you be so cute that you don’t need a pickup line to be praised?

I hate that I came across your profile. I don’t find any other guy on Bumble attractive anymore!

I am a Nigerian Prince, and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.

Massaging a Guy on Bumble Pick up Lines

How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.

When I was younger, my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory. I can’t remember my response.

You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

Your pet is as gorgeous as you are!

Avocado on toast or extra guacamole on your taco?

You Sure Your Friends Don’t Call You Summer? Well, You Are Too Hot To Handle!

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?

Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?

Your body is about 70% water, and I’m thirsty.

I froze some raspberries last summer. You’re hot enough to defrost them.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Can I guess your email provider? It’s hot, male, isn’t it?

We can date unless you did kill someone with your hotness.

Did you fall from heaven, or were you kicked out for being too damn naughty?

Roses are red, and so are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips.

Well, now I know why the sky was so grey today. You took all the blue for your eyes

Your beauty blinded me; I’m going to need your number for insurance reasons.

If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go. I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.

What Super Powers Would You Like To Have?

I think my phone’s busted. It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.

I’m going, to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?

“I know what your shirt’s made of. It’s boyfriend material, right?

Literally, give them any compliment. Try: “Hey ____, you might have the whitest teeth I’ve ever seen! Tell your dentist he’s doing a stellar job.

If you had to listen to one song on repeat forever, what would it be?

If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one!

I think we’d grow a great organic garden together.

Do you have any hobbies other than being super hot?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Don’t tell me your name. I’ve decided to just call you mine.

I’ve got stuff on the top shelf, and I need help. Will you come over?

What do you say we ditch this app and meet up in real life?

On a Scale Of 1 To 10, I would Mark You, Angelina Jolie, When It Comes To Beauty

You would wash the dishes, and I would get the bed done after we get married. Deal?

My theory says we would be perfect together? Let’s meet for the practical?

You’re so pretty; you actually made me forget my terrible pickup line.

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