*Best* EMO Pick up Lines (GF/BF Dirty, Funny, Cheesy, Flirty)

Get the latest EMO pick-up lines to use on guys. Life is meaningless, as the EMOs say. However, having a partner to share this meaningless life adds some colors to it (dark ones). Our collection of best EMO pickup lines can be used as best Tinder openers or Reddit and chat-up lines. Furthermore, you can spice things up by opening with a conversation starter.

Trending EMO Band Pick up Lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters, and life is meaningless.
I’m fairly local…in your bed.
I’m not a Vampire, but I’ll bite your neck like one
Nice to meet you; I’m emo.
Come back to my place, and I’ll show you my eyeliner collection.
You’re good, but so was MCR, and they broke up.
You make my soul a little less black.
If I had chemical, I’d want some romance with you.
Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.
The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.
I wish to be the friction in your jeans.
You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

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Hey baby, are you a nightmare because I think you’re gorgeous.
My heart isn’t the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.
Scared you’ll get hurt like you did last time? Darling, you’ll be okay; you’re not alone. You’re with me.
My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

Dark Conversation Starters 💑

GF/BF EMO Flirting Lines

I convinced MCR to get back together.
If my hair wasn’t covering my eyes right now, I’d be staring at you.
Baby, your face can make MCR get back together
You can borrow my eyeliner.
Hey baby, are you death? Cause I’m just waiting for you to cum.
I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.
How about you and I get together, and we’ll make our own rebel love song.
Let’s go beat up some emo, kids!
Let’s have sex and listen to MCR.
I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.
You’re not Brendon Urie, but you can put my heart beating faster and faster.
I’ll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.
My velocity isn’t the only thing that’s gonna make you sweat tonight.
Nice band shirt. I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I love your eyeliner. May I smudge it?
Babe, I bet you’re tighter than my skinny jeans.
Wanna see my 21” gun?

EMOs are open-minded people, so you shouldn’t worry about opening with a bold emo girl pickup line.

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