Bisaya Pick-up Lines, quotations and sayings 2022 for crush

Do you want to stay stress relief, then Bisaya pick-up lines, sayings and quotations are funny. These cheesy Bisaya Pick-up lines keeps on updating daily but the great jokes about “na maka-hubog panty”, -“maka-biga’ termed as romance or excitement will surely make you laugh. From the last some years, all of the social platforms were featuring Bisaya pick up line because of being hilarious and from our sources we have gathered the best collection featuring English translation.

Funny and cheesy Bisaya pick up lines

We have gathered the best cheesy Bisaya pick-up lines that will surely let you have the “kilig” feeling. Make sure to use these lines by considering the mood of the person or finding the perfect time. The situation to use the pick0up lines may come out randomly or it entirely depends on the person.

Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.

Miss, are you Google? Because you have everything I’m looking for.

 

Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.

Miss, are you an album? Because, I’m single, eh.

  • Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.
  • Are you on fire? Because ‘fire’ you.
  • Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!
  • For you EDSA traffic! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!
  • Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.
  • Will you run in the election? Because my parents voted for you.
  • Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.
  • Are you ice? Crush us eh.
  • Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…
  • You look like a cigarette seller. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…
  • Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.
  • Are you a calculator? Because, with you alone, I have solved.
  • Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.
  • Are you a keyboardist? Because we type.
  • Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.
  • Are you dentures? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.
  • Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!
  • If you’re a match and I’m a match, eh no, let’s match!
  • Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.
  • You haven’t stoned me yet, I’m already hitting you.
  • Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.
  • Is your father a policeman? Because you caught my heart.
  • Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!
  • Are you really smart? All right, answer ‘me!
  • Linog- Usahay say uta, usahay sa kama
  • Earthquake sometimes on the ground, sometimes in bed
  • okay ra nga ikiha ko nimu bisag unsa nga kaso, mapriso lang ko sa imung kasingkasing
  • it’s okay for me to take you in any case, I’ll just be imprisoned in your heart
  • sayang ang kanindot saimung mata kung gapa buta ra ka sakong gugma
  • waste the beauty of your eyes if you are blind to my love
  • Ma SHOCK man gani tag naay LINOG, samot na kung ang imong UYAB naay laeng KUYOG
  • It’s even SHOCK to have an EARTHQUAKE, especially if your FRIEND has another FRIEND
  • Ang gulay, good for your health. Ako, good for your heart.
  • Ayaw’g sayangi ang panahon nga akong gipa feel nimo nga love tika. Kay basin maabot ang higayon nga seryoso naka, nya ako wa nay gana.
  • Don’t waste my time making you feel loved. Because maybe the time will come when I’m serious, he won’t like me anymore.
  • Ang kainit karun panahona makaya pa pero ang akong kamingaw nimo di na maagwanta
  • The heat right now is still tolerable but my longing for you is unbearable
  • Pagpili sugton ko nimo o uyab nata?
  • Will you choose me or your boyfriend?
  • Asa nga dalan ang akong agi-an padulong sa imong dughan?
  • Which way do I go to your chest?
  • Dili tanang single, mag sigeg GM kay ang uban wa’y load.
  • Not everyone is single, just be GM because some are not loaded.
  • Naa’y mga tao nga nindot unta higugmaon kaso dili ra jud ta tagdon.
  • There are people who would be nice to love in case we just don’t pay attention.
  • Huy crush agusto na! Pero ngano di pa mn ko nimo gusto?
  • Hey crush August! But why don’t you like me yet?
  • Di man unta tika type, ngano inlove mn kayko nimo
  • I wouldn’t have typed, why inlove mn kayko nimo
  • Buti pa ang email, may attachment.
  • Email is still good, with attachment.
  • Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.
  • You’re not a camera, but every time I see you, I smile.
  • Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’
  • I only want to be with you twice…‘ now ’and‘ forever.’
  • Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!
  • Are they making you SMALL? Never mind, this is BIG!
  • Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!
  • Not all life is life. Look at me – I’m alive but I’m dead to you!
  • Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.
  • Are you coded? Because, you are the answer to all my questions, eh.
  • Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?
  • It’s as tiring to sit, eh. Can we just go?
  • Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.
  • Aren’t you sad, babe? You are the only one in my heart.
  • Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.
  • Top view, side view, bottom view, any view, I love view.
  • Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.
  • Did your father rob you? Because you captured my heart.
  • Bugtong ka ba, ang hirap mo intindihin.
  • Are you alone, it’s hard for you to understand.
  • Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?
  • Are you good at algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?
  • Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?
  • Can you call me stupid, if you are the only flesh of my brain?
  • Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?
  • Are we there? Why are you enslaving my heart?
  • Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!
  • Are you a center? Because, you make my life complete!
  • Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!
  • Do you know the best feeling in the world? What you can feel!
  • Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
  • Miss, are you a mechanic? Because, you are the one who runs my life.
  • Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.
  • Miss, can you be a side-car? I’m single.

Bisaya Flirty Pick-up lines

bisaya flirty pick-up lines

Boy: : Chicharon ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Kasi ang ingay mo pagkinakain kita

 

Boy: Are you Chicharon?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Because your noise will eat you

 

Boy: ketchup ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Gusto ko kasing isawsaw hotdog ko sayo.

Boy: Are you ketchup?

Girl: Why?

Boy: I want to dip my hotdog in you.

Boy: Cake ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Patikim naman ng hiwa mo

Boy: Are you a cake?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Taste your cut

Boy: Watermelon ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Pakwan!

Boy: Are you a watermelon?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Watermelon!

Freezer ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi lahat ng pinapasok sayo tumitigas.

Are you a freezer?

Why?

Because everything that enters you hardens.

Harina ka ba?

Bakit?

Sarap mo kasing lamasin.

 

Are you flour?

Why?

You taste as good as mashed.

Para kang pag-aaral.

Bakit?

Ginagapang kasi yun, di ba?

For you to study.

Why?

It’s crawling, isn’t it?

Palay ka ba?

Bakit?

Sarap mo kasing bayuhin!

Are you dry?

Why?

You taste as good as pounding!

Ice cream ka ba?

Bakit?

Parang ang sarap mong dilaan e!

Do you have ice cream?

Why?

It’s like you enjoy licking!

G: alam mo bang manok ako?

B: OH? talaga lang ha!

G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!

G: Do you know I’m a chicken?

B: OH? really!

G: YES! you want me to incubate your eggs!

Boy: Tricycle ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy:  Gusto kasi kitang sakyan ….. hanggang labasan

Boy: Are you a tricycle?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Because I want to ride you ….. until the exit

Guy:  Miss, kahoy na pang-gatong ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Guy: Mukha ka kasing masarap sibakin.

Guy: Miss, are you firewood?

Girl: Why?

Guy: You look as good as you break.

boy: sana baril ka na lang…

girl: bakit?

boy: para pwede kitang kalabitin

girl: kaw din sana baril ka din.

boy: bakit?

girl: para pwede mo ko paputukan

boy: I hope you just shoot …

girl: Why?

boy: so I can touch you

girl: I hope you have a gun too.

boy: why?

girl: so you can shoot me

boy: sana bukid ka na lang

girl: bakit?

boy: para pwede kitang araruhin!

boy: I hope you’re just a farm

girl: why?

boy: so I can plow you!

christmas tree ka ba?

gusto kong isabit christmas BALLS ko sa yo.

are you a christmas tree

I want to hang my Christmas BALLS on you.

Linta ka ba?

grabe ka sumipsip.

Are you a leech?

you suck badly.

Girl:Asin ka ba?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl:Hinahanap ka kase ng mani ko eh!

Girl: Are you salt?

Boy: Why?

Girl: I’m looking for you because of my peanuts!

Guy:  Miss, MAGNUM ka ba?

Girl:  Bakit?

Guy:  Kasi ang hilig mong magpa-sosyal, eh ang dami naman nang nakatikim sa iyo.

Guy: Miss, are you MAGNUM?

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because you like to socialize, that’s how much you’ve tasted.

Boy: plantsa kaba?

Girl:bakit?

Boy: ang init mo kasi!!

Boy: Are you scaffolding?

Girl: why?

Boy: it’s your heat !!

may alcohol ka ba?

bakit?

andumi kasi ng utak ko pagnakikita kita.

do you have alcohol?

why?

because my brain is dirty when I see you.

Bf: Font ka ba?

Gf: Bakit?

Bf: Gusto kasi kita i-bold at italic.

Bf: Are you a font?

Gf: Why?

Bf: I want you to be bold and italic.

Boy : Miss steady ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

Boy: Miss steady are you?

Girl: Why?

Boy: I want to move you.

KFC ka ba?

Kasi you’re finger likin’ good

Are you KFC?

Because you’re finger likin ‘good

B: Ulan ka ba?

G: bakit?

B: coz you’re making me wet!

B: Are you raining?

G: why?

B: coz you’re making me wet!

 

 

Final Thoughts

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