Best Tinder Pick up Lines to Get Laid (Funny, Cheesy, Dirty)

Check out the tinder pick up lines for guys We are in 2022, where girls and boys are equal. Girls can also use chat-up lines to lure someone. It’s very hard to meet with someone you are dreaming of, so it is not appropriate to avoid this chance, make a move with tinder starters to get through the first step of acquaintance. Blow the sandy air with a cool breeze of effective conversation starters and change the history with one blow.

Funniest Tinder Pick up Lines for girls

Most guys are very famous for delivering tinder pick-up lines for girls. Use them on your account but at your own risk. Some pick-up lines are hilarious and cringe but difficult to deliver in real life, maybe you get a slap, or you can also get a big laugh.

Are you from another star? Well, I don’t mean that you are an alien.

What do you mean? Are we married now?

Can you show me your apartment? I’m new in town.

I’m feeling very hot, will you please on the fan.

I think you are busy, but can you give me your number to call you on time for tonight?

I’m going to add you to my do list.

Oh, babe, I think that you are HTTP? Because without you, I’m just”

I love to score, and You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Damn girl, I love dogs, and you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best cuddler” title?

Hey babes, I’m a writer, and I’m writing an article on the finer things in life, and I was hoping to interview you.

Girly girl, I love history, and I’m researching important dates in history. Do you want to be mine?

I hate being vaccinated, but Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

Hey, my birthday is on May 28, and I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

You like Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

I think You sound now … Any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

Girl, if you don’t mind, I’d like to take you to the movies, but you are so sweet, and they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

Gillette girl! I think your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

I love spices; you and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

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I have iPhone. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Where is Honey? Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

Why is it so hot? You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot, and I want s’more.

Please help my I’m lost; your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

Why are You’re so hot? My zipper is falling for you.

Hands up! Cops here, I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s ok; I like a bad girl/boy.

I love swimming girl, Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

There is something shiny on your face, oh! You have some cute on your face.

I love BBQ, but My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, you are looking so hot, and I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.

I love your profile pic, and Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

Add me to your waitlist; If you’re as good at cuddling as you are good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

You are my goddess, and I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy

Want a date? I would love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Hello new girl! I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I am jobless. Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

I love a cocktail, and I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks!

Who is the pm of America? Drinks or coffee this week?

I love ducks, and You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

Hey girl, I know what you are thinking; well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hi babes, I think I know you; you look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Do you Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Everyone is asking for a magician, and I think, You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Smooth Tinder Openers for Guys

Girls can also use tinder pick-up lines for guys, it looks inappropriate, but sometimes it makes fun.

Hello boys, I think we are made for each other, let’s start our date.

After a good night’s sleep with your sweet dream, I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

Oh boy, you are my life dream. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Oh, guy! I think you are perfect for me; what’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?

Today I’m free with On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or chatting with me?

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I’m not Jewish but, Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re handsome.

I like cooking; what would we have for breakfast if we were at home, wandering on a rainy Sunday morning? A) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) porridge d) acai bowl e) something else?

Hey handsome, May  I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Oh boy, I love dogs. Do you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best puppy” title?

I’m not a scientist, but Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

I do love the handsome material, but I’d tell you you’re cute.

I should tell you that you are so cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

I’m a comic writer; would you be any comic book character if you could be any comic book character?

Hey boy, do you know If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one?

I’m hungry; dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

I don’t want to say this, but I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…

Oh, I am feeling shy, you mean, Are we, like, married now?

In mathematics, On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

Hey handsome, will you be my prince, I’m going to sleep, and you wake me up with a kiss

Excuse me, boy, I twist my ankle. Do you have a band-aid? Cause I twist my ankle after falling for you.

Am I in my dream? Or Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

Hello handsome boy! Pretends to be a waiter, and Here’s your icebreaker pick-up line.

I think you are a magician because you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now; where would you be and what would you do?

I don’t like sweet things, but You’re sweeter than 3.14, so I like you with your bittersweetness.

I think I’m in love with you; please send me your favorite GIF to get to know you better?

Are you free? A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains, b) going to the beach, c) fishing together, d) sleeping all night?

What is your Favorite drink? You can buy me one.

Ok, I approve of you, you can love me now 

 I’d describe you in three words; you are sexy,  Now you describe yourself in three actions.

I am free on Saturday; what are your top three best things to do on a Saturday?

I want to ask from you something, Not much of a bio, and do you mind if I am lightening around you a couple of questions

I don’t believe in time travel, but you would be from history if beauty were time.

I think you are so incredible. Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

I think I can do anything for you. So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

I know you are a stranger, and My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

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Cute Tinder Pickup lines that actually work

Some pick-up lines are hilarious, and some are dirty; you can use tinder pick-up lines Reddit if you have a good personality and bold eyes; these lines are only suitable on tinder. Please don’t use them in real life.

I think you are tired, can we lay together on your bed? I promise you will feel better.

You are my craziness when I’m in my bed with you.

Can I kiss you, because someone told me a kiss is best for the rest 

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you are the most beautiful woman I have seen.

I will love you like crazy, 

Miss me? No, let’s date then you will.

Hey miss, Are you a heavy bike? Because I want to ride you all night long.

Look at your dry lips; Your lips look so lonely…I think they like to meet me?

I love Minecraft, what about you? Let’s inverses so that I can put my Minecraft bed next to you.

Hey, you’re sexy, and I’m superb. Together we’d be super sexy.

Oh, girl, please dim your light. Are you a night vision potion? Because you can make my night bright.

Hey, girl, you’re so are hot, and I’m feeling cold. Can I lay on you?

Are you the button? Because I want to smash you.

Are you a bed? Because I want to lay on you.

Do you like Peach? Because I like each.

Hey girl, you are gorgeous. Are you Cinderella? Cause it’s all a fairy tale, and you are not real.

Girl, I think you are my favorite rug. Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now, I’d be going down on you.

Damn, girl, are you double math because I’m definitely going to fuck this up.

Are you a good Minecraft world? I want a room for you.

Are you the earth? Because your bottom is a good round.

Can I borrow your lap? I don’t have a seat.

I know you are in love with me; you’ll love my personality. What happens if I like small dicks? Then you’ll like my actual dick.

You are like my alarm clock, When you smash the alarm clock in the morning, it stops making noise, but if I smash up you,  you keep making noise.

Hey pretty girl, I like your pic. I know this profile is fake, but could you tell me the name of the girl you used?

Are you my future? Because I want to get your expectations really high then ultimately disappoint you with my performance.

If you were a flower, you’d be a sexy rose.

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