65+ Best Rude Pick up Lines (Rudest Insulting, Flirty, Crude, Dirty, Funny)

Check out the latest Rude pick-up lines to use on guys. Pickup lines don’t always have to be romantic or cheesy. You can use some of the rude responses pick-up lines to get her by surprise on Christmas. Say something unexpected, and chances are she will love it. You can take help from our huge collection of Tinder opener and Reddit, Conversation starter, chat-up lines for friends, And also you can use rude diss lines for girls and boys.

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Rude Attitude Chat-up Lines For Him

Nice legs…what time do they open?
I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body; want one more?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
I’m a bird watcher, and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Want to play army? I’ll lay down, and you can blow the hell outta me.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Are those real?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing, you do with your tongue.
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, It’s not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I’m cute.
The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
[email protected]# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
My name is (name)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

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Mean Rude Flirting Lines Tagalog

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
Roses are red, Grass is greener. When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
My beaver is bored and wants to play. Do you have any wood for my beaver today?
Were you raised on a chicken farm? ’Cause, you sure know how to raise a cock!
Wanna be my girlfrien’? I didn’t put the ‘D’ because you’ll get that later.
I’ll treat you like my homework; I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Baby, I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang; there’s no one else that I’d rather bang.
Damn girl, I must be looking for buried treasure cause I am diggin’ your chest.
Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.

It takes great courage and confidence to win someone by being mean and rude roses are red. Still, some people find it attractive if someone crosses the limits.

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