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You’re more special than relativity.

I don’t need a transducer because I know you’re hot!

Copernicus was wrong. You are the center of my universe.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t

Are you a carbon sample? because I want to date you

According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.

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Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause, you are attractive.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42 because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

Are you centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.

Is it just disproportionate gravitational force, or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you!

Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma

Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.

You are the Higgs Boson of my life because, without you, my universe won’t ‘matter’.

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

I want to study thermodynamics because I want to learn the reason why you’re so hot.

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

It’s not just angular momentum that makes things go around. Sometimes it’s love!

You’re like symmetry breaking. You’re hot enough to initiate unification

We could come back to my place and practice some simple harmonic motion

I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.

Every time I see you, my lab goggles fog up. That just means you’re smoking hot!

bout 100 trillion neutrinos penetrate your body every second. Mind if I join in?

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?

Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let’s get a room, and I’ll show you.

How do you feel about group experiments?

Baby, you’ve definitely got potential. My place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.

What’s up, gorgeous? Let’s go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus or minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?

You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.

Let’s determine the coefficient of kinetic friction between our bodies!

Forget about the quantum theory! Let’s go somewhere private, and I promise I won’t Bohr you.

Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.

Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.”

Yes, I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like it?

Are you the third generation down quark because I love your bottom!

Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide

I see you have the potential to be very kinetic!

Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Do you want to look at my telescope? You can Hubble it if you want.

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Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

You and Me = Grand Unification

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us.

You appear more special than relativity to me.

I’m willing to absorb your electron if that’s going to make you feel more Positive.

Were you born in an open cluster? Because you shine like a young star!

The direction fields of my heart all point to you.

You are like a proton in my core – without you, I could never be the same.

When you and I get together, it’s like the superposition of 2 waves in a phase.

Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.

My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.

You’ve been here for a short while, but my heart is beating really fast, and I can feel some surface tension between us.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is the attraction

You give me Epsilon. I give you Delta. Together, we find limits

Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.

Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.

Damn, girl, you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things, I’ve hoped for.

Are you made of Barium and Beryllium because you’re a total BaBe

I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.

Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in mid-air until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you.

I’m so attracted to you that scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil, and together, we’ll light up the world.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.

Let’s find out our combined volume by displacing the water in my water bed.

You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me over here!

Baby, you give my electrons a positive charge.

I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. And I’m a physics major.

Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because I am attracted to you

Excuse me, I am really attracted to you, and according to Newton’s Laws of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me, too.

Are you at a 90-degree angle? Because you look just right!

Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.

Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before

What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

I know we have physics together, but I think we might have some chemistry also.

You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.

My love for you is like the universe—infinite and constantly expanding!

Whenever you’re nearby, I reach my melting point.

You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor meltdown.

Baby, are you curious about torque? We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.

Come to me when you’re ready for the Big Bang.

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Don’t tell anyone, but I just had a supernova in my pants.

For this experiment, you will measure the rigidity of this object of mine.

Just call me if you want to use my lever to shift your center of mass.

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

I know an exciting way to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy? But first, let’s go somewhere private.

I’d like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby.

A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

If your vagina was an electron, my dick would be a positron. Coz I’d annihilate you!

The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate.

I’ve got the mass and the acceleration, so get ready for some thrust force!

So, I’m doing an experiment on elastic collision. Can you help me by bumping my body with your body?

Are you a black hole? Because the more you suck me, the more I get closer to you.

You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulum?

Your Bosons, they give me a hadron.

Let’s meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.

I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves.

Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.

I would love to dock my rocket at your space station.

My dream is to travel to outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.

I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

In accordance with Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

Einstein had great hair, didn’t he? I just love your hair.

I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.

Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current. We can make it together.

Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet-forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

Don’t deny it. I know you can travel at the speed of light! I figured it out because time always seems to stop whenever I see you.

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!

Your gravitational pull is irresistible!

According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?

My love for you is like entropy. It never decreases.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.

My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some “electron density”.

We’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?

Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.

Never mind the hundreds and thousands of digits of pi. All I really need to know are the digits of your phone number.

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