[41+] Best EMT Pick up Lines (Medical Cheesy, Dirty, Flirty, EMS Pun)

Are you looking for EMT pick-up lines to use on an emt or ems? Love exists everywhere, even in your profession as an EMT. Therefore, if you’ve got your eyes on someone in the staff, you should always be prepared. The best way to get a fellow EMT to go out with you is to utilize the power of knowledge. These cheesy EMT pickup lines will not only make her blush but also get you two going. It would be best to use these EMT pickup lines as Tinder starters or Reddit chat-up lines and also as conversation starters like body part Hugot lines.

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Medical EMT/EMS Pick up Lines Tagalog

I can make your heart skip a beat. No, really, I’m certified to do it!
I’m used to staying up all night
EMTs come when people go down
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways
If I go into cardiac arrest, will you give me mouth to mouth?
I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth
Where there is a pulse, there is a chance.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
Baby, you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!
We are prepared for any rhythm
You’ve got beautiful veins.
I have all sorts of protection
Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed
You have acute angina.
I can find every pulse in your body!

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Funny Doctor and Nurse Flirting Lines

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.
I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
I’m familiar with Latex and restraints
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
I’ll shock the socks off you
Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?
I’d love to do a 12 lead on you
Your bus or mine?
Wanna join the code 3 club?
I’m the best in rapid clothing removal
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…
I’m a medic. I know your body better than you do!
You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
I’m good with multiple partners
I have my own multi-positional bed
We always come when we are called

Weird Flirting lines

With this, we end our collection of unique EMT pickup lines and wish you good luck.

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