99+ Best Dog Pick up Lines Text (Dog Memes, Jokes)

Check the Best Dog Pick-up lines to use on guys. Dogs are man’s best friend! They come in many different species and looks. But the one thing common between humans and dogs is that both can’t live without a partner. This huge collection of the best dog pickup lines will help you get a better chance with your loved one. The best Omegle conversation starters, Tinder openers, and chat-up lines will help you out in every situation, and these cheesy, funny lines you can use for your loved one on Instagram.

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Here are some best dog pick-up lines of 2021.

That’s a lovely dog. Does it have a phone number?

You. Me. Bacon.

Did you win “best in the show”? Because you sure are a winner to me.

I´ll be your Tramp if you´ll be my Lady.”

Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?”

Hey there, beautiful. Looking for an Alpha dog? 

Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?

What a cute puppy. One day you’re going to be as beautiful as your Mommy. 

When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment!

What a great-looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy. 

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat? 

You smell so familiar

Can I get you a tennis ball?

Do you believe in love at first sniff? 

Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly. 

Just so you know, ever since I first saw you, I have a new leash on life.

Say ruff if you’re in heat.

If you were a dog, I’d never keep you on a short leash.

Are you checking me out? Because yes, I’m the Alpha dog around here.

How about a nice, juicy liver treat sometime?

I must have been a good boy because you’re a real treat!

I’m a puddle on the streets but a bulldog in the sheets.

Oh, wow, you have “best in the show” written all over you.

Do you want to be my cuddle buddy?

Hey baby, do you want to mark my territory?

Honey, you’re a damn gorgeous mother-pupper.

So, how often do you pee around these parts?

You make me want to be a more obedient dog.

Going out with you would be better than a gazillion behind-the-ear scratches.

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Come on, don’t make me beg!

Do you pee here often?

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.

I miss you more than my balls.

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

I want to have your litter of puppies.

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

Have your people call my people.

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

I’d never keep you on a short leash.

I want to have your puppies.

I’d lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

Your doghouse or mine?

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

Looking good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?

Baby, you are what I call a hot dog

 

Funny Dog pickup lines:

You’re a great catch.

I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

I love to be pawed. 

You’re more fetching than my favorite ball.

Dog heaven must be missing an angel. 

Stay. 

You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again. 

It was love at first sniff.

You had me at ruff. 

You make me want to be a more obedient dog. 

There’s not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you

Girl, you are SO FETCH. 

your people call my people

You make my heart feel like it’s getting tummy-rubbed. 

Your bark is contagious. 

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run? 

What say we take this discussion off-leash.

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What say we take this discussion off-leash. 

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before? 

I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes. 

I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK. 

Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?

I don’t usually pick up at the park. I let my owner do it. 

This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner. 

Can you help me find someplace to pee?

I Love – Squirrel. 

That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty. 

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I’m a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets. 

Hey baby, how! Are you doing? 

Your eyes are gorgeous. They look like meatballs. 

Lookin’ good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number? 

Hey, sweet thang. Your eyes are as grey as the deep grey sky!

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