999+ Best Christian Pick Up Lines (Dirty, Witty, Funny, Memes)

Check out the Latest Catholic, Jesus, and Christian Pick-up Lines to say to guys even better than Reddit. Christianity is one of the largest religions in the world. There is a great chance that you will meet someone who is a Christian true to his/her Faith. Therefore it is necessary that when the time comes, you are well-prepared. Our Bast collection of Christian and God Like pick-up lines will help you out as conversation starters, chat-up lines as well as some of the best tinder openers.

Related: Funny Flirty Lines

Christian Catholic Pick up Lines

Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends an angel has touched me.

I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy, and you’re a proverbs 31 types of woman.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

The word says, “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”… How about dinner?

The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me.

I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

Is this seat saved? Because I am.

When I count my blessings, I make sure to measure you twice.

I like my girl like I like my Microsoft word document saved!

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding!

Is your name Grace? Because you are AMAZING!

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives Because he never met you.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.

For you, I would slay two Goliaths.

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things, I’ve hoped for.

Your spiritual gift must be your good looks; it lifts people’s spirits.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Song of Songs: the remix.

Is your name David? Because you’re a man after my own heart.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

You make me want to be a better tither.

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

I would gladly sleep at your feet.

It’s evident to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical, considering they came from one.

Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I wished.

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy, and you’re a Proverbs 31 kind of woman.

Are you adam? Cause to me, you are the only man in the world!

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

I would feel comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now settle for me.

When are you going to invite me to Church?

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

You can call me Jonah Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’ve converted to divine revelation since I met you.

Let me check your tag. Yep, just as I thought – Made In Heaven.

God was just showing off when he made you.

Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a LOT.

Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?

Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go.

Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, and then I realized I could study you instead.

Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl, I’ve ever seen.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. So I’ve prayed, and here you are.

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

You put the “stud” in bible study.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think for such a time as this.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

Am I no Joseph? Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

It would help if you were Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

I don’t feel called to celibacy.

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely, so I have been thinking about you all day.

You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’ve converted to divine revelation since I met you.

Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I wondered if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”

Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

So last night, I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized I don’t have yours!

The word says ‘Give drink to those thirsty and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

I would feel comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. So I’ve prayed, and here you are.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

Mark Driscoll takes up 35 percent of my iPod memory.

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’ve converted to divine revelation since I met you.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

Bathsheba had nothing on you

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’ve converted to divine revelation since I met you.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Mark Driscoll takes up 35 percent of my iPod memory.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

I’m a Proverbs 32kind of guy, and you’re a Proverbs 31 kind of woman.

My spiritual giftis my good looks.

You float my Ark.

I read my Bible the other day, and I wondered if you know what Paulmeant by “greet one another with a holy kiss”?

I didn’t believe in predestinationuntil I met you.

.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

It’s evident to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

I went on a beach mission, but all I ended up doing was mission

I know it’s absurd, but it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem every time I walk toward you.

So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day and realized I don’t have yours.

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

My parents are home, wanna come over?

Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. (careful, this one could get you arrested.)

If we were around with Noah, then you, me pair!

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Do you want to come over and watch Left Behind?

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

Do you want to be accountabilitypartners?

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife, and it didn’t work.)

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven, and my mansion is going to rock.

I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. ( careful, you stalker.).

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical, considering they came from one.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

For you, I would slay two Goliaths!

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think for such a time as this.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.

The word says to ‘give drink to those thirsty, and feed the hungry; so how about dinner tonight?

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

I mentioned you in my testimony.

I’m interested in full-time ministry, and not only that, but I also play the guitar.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

Is your name Faith? because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

If we were around with Noah, then you + me = pair.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives Because he never met you.

Your hair is like a flock of goats.

I have familiarized myself with all five love languages; in fact, I invented 4 of them.

Is that a Thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket?

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

I want you to know; I’m praying for you. But, no, I’m praying “FOR” you.

I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Hey, I’m Will. God’s Will. (This one helps if your actual name is Will).

Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

My favorite commandment is the one about “loving one another.”

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

You make the Queen of Shebaha look like a mojo Jojo.

Do you know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.

You be the fish, and I’ll be the loaves. Let’s let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

What’re you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Do you want to serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

The word says, “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry,” how about dinner?

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can’t help but draw near to you.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical, considering they came from one.

Nice Bible.

Make a passing comment about your meeting is the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

You sprouted from the good kind of soil.

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You’re such a servant.

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Is this pew taken?

If we were around with Noah, then you, me pair!

I’ve been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you.

I would part the Red Sea for you

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’ve converted to divine revelation since I met you.

I think it’s cute when we’re in the car, and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone, So I can tell you’re a woman of the word.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

I have to wear sunglasses when I’m around you because your halo shines so bright.

I have a bible verse tattoo, and it’s permanent; it’s also in ancient Greek.

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you going to ask me to Church?

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.

Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people.

Hey girl. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

For you, I would slay two Goliaths!

Do you want to be accountability partners?

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I love kids.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you hot, or is that just the holy spirit burning inside you?

Seven plagues are nothing compare to what I’d go through for you.

Best Pick-Up Lines in English

Christian Conversation Starters for Guys

You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, and then I realized I could study you instead.

Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you. (This one helps if your actual name is Will).

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

Is your name faith? Because you’re the substance of things, I have hoped for.

You had me at, “I prayed for you today.”

Are you one of Job’s daughters? Cause you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl, I’ve ever seen.

What can I do to make you fall for me?

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Is your name Grace? Because you are AMAZING!

I like my girl like I like my Microsoft word documents. ‘SAVED’!!!

Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding!

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

My parents are home, wanna come over?

You make me want to be a better Christian.

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

Am I no Joseph? Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

You put the ‘stud’ in the Bible study.

So last night, I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized I don’t have yours!

God was just showing off when he made you.

Hey girl, I won’t be able to see you for the next few weeks

Hey girl, you’re looking for your knight in shining armor.

Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body of Christ.

Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common? We’re both ripped.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

Are you one of Job’s daughters?

You’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.

I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents Saved.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?

Can you help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

You’re the second most incredible thing to happen to me

You have an ass like the North Star

I count my blessings. Including you.

When I count my blessings, I make sure to measure you twice.

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy, and you’re a Proverbs 31 kind of woman.

Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends an angel has touched me.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. So I’ve prayed, and here you are.

The word says, “Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry”

How about dinner?

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

I’m usually not very prophetic

I went on a mission trip, and all I ended up doing was mission you

Is this seat saved? Because I am.

My spiritual gift is my good looks

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’ve converted to divine revelation since I met you.

Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes

Together we might be a miracle.

Is that a mirror in your Bible?

I see you reflecting Christ.

You must be Egyptian

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

It took God seven days to make the world, but it’ll only take seven digits for you to change mine.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

Let me check your tag

just as I thought – Made In Heaven.

Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.

Hey, girl, Is your name Faith?

You’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Your Bible would look great on my nightstand.

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

Hey girl, I heard God called you.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me

My friend told me to come and meet you.

you’re a nice person

I think you know him.

Jesus, yeah, that’s his name.

Hey girl, I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus.

You can have my number, though.

Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it has got to be a sin to look that good.

Hey, I read through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn’t have yours.

Is this the transfiguration?

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.

I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew?

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Are you religious?

Baby, you’re just like water

Except Jesus turned you into pleasing.

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?

Do you need prayer?

I’m willing to lay hands on you.

My favorite commandment is the one about “loving one another.”

Your heart for worship is beautiful. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air, Gracious.

You’ve been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I’m sure to satisfy them.

It would help if you were Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Do you know why Solomon had so many wives? It’s because he never found you.

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You be the fish, and I’ll be the loaves. Let’s let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

What’re you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Do you want to serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

The word says, “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry,” how about dinner?

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can’t help but draw near to you.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

Pray here often?

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical, considering they came from one.

My friend told me to come and meet you; he said that you are a nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that’s his name.

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now settle for me.

Let’s scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

King Solomon may have been wise, but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.

It’s evident to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.

Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.

Is it hot in here, or that just your Holy Fire?

If my wallet looks like a bible, it’s only because the Word of God is more valuable to me than gold.

I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

I’d love to show you 50 shades of Grace

I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good Lord has blessed him.

I think it’s cute when we’re in the car, and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone. I can tell you’re a woman of the word.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

I have to wear sunglasses when I’m around you because your halo shines so bright.

I have a bible verse tattoo; it’s permanent; it’s also in ancient Greek.

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you going to ask me to Church?

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.

Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people.

Hey girl. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands

Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

For you, I would slay two Goliaths!

Do you want to be accountability partners?

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I love kids.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Aye girl. Give me Psalm of that.

Are you hot, or is that just the holy spirit burning inside you?

Seven plagues are nothing compare to what I’d go through for you.

10% of me is 100% certain that I can give you 10% of my heart forever.

I have familiarized myself with all five languages of love; I invented 4 of them.

I’m interested in full-time ministry, and not only that, but I also play the guitar.

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit le me straight to you.

Don’t walk away from me, babe. You may not think I’m perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

How about you and I go light a candle together.

Hey, look! Matching bible covers nice.

Your name must be milk or honey. Because you feel like something, I was promised.

God told me I could break my fast for you.

I would marry Leah if it meant id also get to marry you.

You complete me—my life, my ego.

You must be a bible verse. Because I cant stop memorizing you.

As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all scriptures? Let’s start with two Corinthians.

You make me want to be a better tither.

I want you to know; I am praying for you. No, I am praying FOR you.

Sigh, I am will gods will for you, babe.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed, and now here you are.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

I’m a proverbs thirty-second kind of guy, and you’re a proverbs thirty-first kind of woman.

I know it’s absurd, but it feels like I am being led to Bethlehem every time I walk towards you.

I was reading y bible the other day. And do you know what Paul meant by greet one another with a holy kiss?

Hey, my parents aren’t home. Do you want a comeover?

Do you need prayer? Because I am certainly willing to lay my hands for you.

If we were around with Noah, then you and me as a couple pretty amazing.

It’s evident to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

How many times do I have to say that you can fall for me?

Your hair is like a flock of goats.

You are the perfect example except with all the sins.

You are so unblemished that I will sacrifice.

Do you want to come over and watch a movie with me?

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven, and my mansion is going to rock everyone out.

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into my room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I know you have already said no once. Call me anything because I am going to break down walls for you.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs first.

Do you want to accountability partner with me?

You and me. We just might be a miracle together.

You must be Egyptian because I am going to make a pyramid for you.

I think that God is giving us signals that you should go out on a date with me.

What are you doing for the rest of your life?

What are your name and number so that I can add you to my prayers?

Here’s my number; call me anytime if you need prayer.

I did not know that angles like you exist.

Can you help me interpreting the dreams I have been having for you?

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

I just don’t feel the call to celibacy.

I believe that you are one of my ribs.

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

Babe, would you like to join my purpose-driven life.

Are you light? Because you are glowing, babe.

Is this transfiguration?

I went on a beach mission, but all I ended up doing was missing you.

My spiritual gifts are my looks.

Fall for it, babe; you can have me.

You are the water for my fire.

The words say give drinks to those who are thirsty and feed those who are hungry. How about dinner, babe?

With God, all things are possible, so does that mean I have a chance with you?

I would say, “God bless you,” but it looks like he already has.

I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but the baby isn’t anything parting you and me.

I love God, And you love God, So we should love each other.

You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak in the knees.

Proverbs said that whoever gives an honest answer kisses the lips. Feel free to shower me in honesty.

If you’re looking for a man with good credit, Jesus paid my debt.

If it’s true that you should love your neighbor, I’m going to buy the house right next to yours

I know you’re not the mother of Jesus, but I’d like to “Mary” you.

If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

Oh, hi there. I’m Will. God’s Will for you that is.

How many times do I have to march around you to make you fall for me?

Hey girl, I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?

Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?

So uh, what’re you doing for the rest of your eternity?

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see you and me together.

I know you’ve accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there still room for me?

Do you know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.

David killed one, but for you, I would slay two Goliaths.

Solomon only needed 1000 women because he never met you.

My Ark floats each time I see you.

This must be the transfiguration; you are glowing.

I used to believe in natural theology, but I’m all for divine revelation since I met you.

I’m no Joseph; perhaps you can help me interpret my dreams about you?

Could it be a sin that you stole my heart?

I would part any Red Sea for you.

We’re like loaves and fishes, a miracle together.

Jesus loves you. Do you mind If I love you too?

I am not a photographer, but I can picture it together.

Are you google? Because you have everything, I have searched for.

Cheesy Christian Flirting Lines about Faith

I’ve already committed adultery in my heart; I might as well finish the task.

Surprisingly sexy.

“I loved you in Batman and American Psycho. Will you let me touch your face?”

The power of Christ compels me to ask you out.

Hey baby, there’s a resurrection in my pants.

“Hey babe, I thought I’d invite you to Church. Maybe we can speak in a tongue.”

Oh, look what’s risen in my pants.

“Have you heard about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?”

So we go to the same Church and um. Sorry looks away in a panicYou go to Church with your mom and dad on Sundays. No, wait, duh, Church is only on Sunday Um, wanna sit by me next week?

Penis something purity ring. Girl: are you trying to insert a jokehere?

Jesus is always watching; how about we give him a show?

Have you heard the good news?

I want to nail you on the cross.

My friend always says she’s “Jesus in the Streets, Satan in the Sheets.”

Have you seen Jesus? Would you like me to make you?

Something is rising, and it isn’t Jesus.

Not necessarily Christian, but King Solomon himself:

Dang girl, yo’ hair look like a flock of goats

Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior?

“I’m hung too, you know.”

Hi, I’m a Christian, so that we won’t be having sex until marriage.

Here is my part: Do you want to share the blood of Christ with me?

Blessed be those who play with my wee.

With me, there’s always a second coming.

Hey baby, are you Jesus Christ? Because I want to nail you on a cross.

Let me put out that burning bush.

And then the Lord said, “let there be light,” and you appeared.

I’d like to get to know you.

Don’t let the love of Christ be the only thing inside you this Sunday.

“Hey babe, I thought I’d invite you to Church. Maybe we can speak in tongue language.”

“If I march around you seven times, will you fall for me?”

“I heard Jesus called you; mind if I do the same?”

“Turns out Christ has already paid the price for me, so I’m free.”

“If you’re looking for your knight in shining armor, I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.”

My heart hurt, and my face is becalmed.

It may be somewhat relevant to point out that males and females DO have the same number of ribs…

This isn’t a Christian one, but I always liked, “are you a Muslim? Because when I saw you, I said, ‘she a’ight!'”

Did you just come from Church? Because you’re looking divine!

“Can you speak in tongues? I’ve been trying to learn, and you seem like you know how to use that thing.”

“You seem like an awesome person; I’d love to get to know you, especially in the biblical sense.”

“They say Faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains. I’ve only got about a grain of sand worth; is that enough to spread your legs?”

“They say Faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains. I believe I can move your thighs.”

“Excuse me, but I don’t suppose you’re a born-again Christian?”

If you can keep a straight face, why not attempt some wholesome Christian cheese.

“I think God’s calling you to be a pastor; because he’s calling me to marry one.”

“Want to meet up for a quiet time?”

“I went on a mission trip, but I just ended up mission you.”

Prove your deep Faith in these theologically nuanced beauties.

“You to me are perfect, thanks of course to the atoning sacrifice of Christ.”

“If we got together, we’d last until the End Times.”

“I’ve been reading Joshua, so how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?”

“Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… because he never met you.”

“Philippians 4 v 8 says to think about whatever is lovely. So I’ve been thinking about you.”

“The Bible says, “give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry – so how about dinner?”

“I’d leave 99 sheep behind to come and find you.”

And when all else fails, there’s just plain old being creepy.

“I’m no Joseph, so maybe you can help me interpret these dreams I’ve been having about you.”

“You’re so unblemished; you’d make a worthy sacrifice.”

“Like Jesus, I stand at your door and knock. I’m going to keep knocking until you open it.”

“God told me to come and ask you out.”

Bathsheba had nothing on you.

Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my iPod memory.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough

I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

You. Song of Songs: the remix.

Am I no Joseph? Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things, I’ve hoped for.

You had me at Shalom.

I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It’s to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

Do you want something to atone for on Yom Kippur?

Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.

I would love to wander in your wilderness for 40 years.

If I raise my staff, will it only part of the sea?

God told us to go forth and multiply, and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.

Do you want to spin my dreidel?

Which commandment do you want to break?

Why is this night different than all other nights? I’ll show you why.

Do you want to try for nine crazy nights?

Don’t worry; I won’t Passover you.

I’ll take you to the promised land.

Can I go into your garden of Eden?

God just told me there would be a flood, and I’ve decided to save you.

How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.

Even though it’s breaking a commandment, I’m worshipping you right now.

I hope you’re not married because I’d hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here

Hey, baby, wants to go to Church with me?

Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would pair us together.

Hey girl. Do you know what the Temple veil and I have in common?

Jesus loves me; one day, you will too!

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Did you walk around me seven times? Because I fell for you.

You have a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

Since I love God and You love God, We should love each other.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

I just want you to know; I’m praying for you. No, I’m praying FOR you.

Do you need prayer? Because I’d love to lay hands on you.

Did you say your name was Esther?

Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to show you out of being single.

Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

Are you the moon? Because I see you reflecting the Son.

Hey gorgeous! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

Hey, girl, why don’t you and I make an Exodus out of here and get some dinner?

Hey girl, call me Joshua, and you can be Jericho because you’re going to fall for me.

Hey girl, you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

Want to go up to the roof, darling, and pray?

Lovely bracelet, baby. What would Jesus date, I mean to do?

Want to go out for somebody and blood, darling?

Wow, babe. Nice mass.

Want to see my chasity card, babe?

You know, baby, they say Latin lovers are passionate.

I lost my theology of the body. Can I have your, babe?

God said it is not suitable for a man to be alone. So how about it?

I am a virgin, and only you can save me, girl.

Hey, want to take the church van for a spin, dear?

Will you light my candle, babe?

How about a hug, babe?

I lost my rosary. Can I use your fingers, honey?

An angel. Your form is extraordinary.

Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl, I’ve ever seen.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

It took God seven days to make the world, but it’ll only take seven digits for you to change mine.

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?

Hey girl, I won’t be able to see you for the next few weeks. I’m giving up sweet things for Lent.

Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.

When are you going to invite me to Church?

You’re the second most significant thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.

You can call me Jonah because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.

The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me.

It’s evident to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife, and it didn’t work.)

Do you want to come over and watch Left Behind?

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven, and my mansion is going to rock.

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. (Um, careful, you stalker.)

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical, considering they came from one.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

The word says to ‘Give drink to those thirsty, and feed the hungry’; So how about dinner tonight?

You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

My name is Son ed-son.

How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light!

You look familiar. Weren’t we a match on Christian Mingle?

When I count my blessing, I make sure to measure you twice.

I think it’s someone that God is calling you to be a pastor because He is calling me to be a pastor’s wife.

Don’t let the enemy keep you from showing off that beautiful smile.

You have a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

The word of God is living and active. Just like my love for you.

I think it’s cute when we’re in the car, and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I am little rough around the edges. I need a good girl like you. If you missionary-date me, we can have deep spiritual conversations, and I’ll sit next to you at Church.

I noticed that you have the Bible’s application on your smartphone; I can tell you’re a woman of the word.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people.

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can’t help but draw near to you.

It makes my heart spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You’re such a servant.

I have been praying for a Godly woman like you to come my way for a long time, ever since I went to my 8th-grade purity retreats.

I love it when I sit next to you in Church while you scribble down as many notes as you can. It’s so adorable.

There is no question: I would make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

Jesus says I can sit by you, as long as there is room for Him in between.

I bought a devotional for us to go through together. I hope it isn’t too emotionally intimate for this stage in our relationship.

I’m going to miss you while you’re camp counseling this summer, but I’m so glad you are investing your time, talent, and treasure into eternal things.

It’s not coveting when I look at you because I intend to make you mine.

I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

I put the “stud” in bible study.

Am I no Joseph? Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things, I’ve hoped for.

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now; settle for me.

You make me want to be a better Christian.

Do you need prayer? Because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

“Hey Girl, I heard Jesus called you. Do you mind if I imitate him?”

“I put the stud back in Bible Study.”

“I’d like to get to know you… Biblically”

If she’s a Calvinist: “Baby, is your name Grace? Because you’re irresistible.”

I would say “God Bless You,” but it looks like He already has.

“Do you prefer sloppy wet or unforeseen?”

I’d shake your hand, but my stigmata are acting up.

I’ve heard that hell is eternal separation from God. I don’t know if a break from you is as bad as hell, but what I do know that it’s pretty freaking awful.

Hey Mary, can I be your Joseph?

If I told you my name is Jesus would you kneel before me?

You remind me of communion; only I want to drink the wine first and then eat your body.

There you are! Oh! I’m sorry, miss, I’m mistaken, you look like the angel we lost earlier.

You remind me of Proverbs 5:19

“You know the Bible tells us in Ecclesiastes 4:11 that if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?”

Your breasts are like two fawns (bouncy)

So what’s your name, babe? And what’s your favorite way to pray?

Is this pew was taken, babe? I couldn’t help but notice that you came alone to daily mass today.

Do you think it might be fun if we play a little game? We can sit around and guess each other’s confirmation names. My guardian angel says he believes that yours is pretty cute.

So what would you say, babe – if I told you that you reminded me of Mary? And what would your reaction be – if I confess that Saint Therese is only half as sweet?

Well, my discernment is over. I’ve discovered my vocation. Let’s have dinner at my place. It’ll be a feast of obligation, and I didn’t believe in predestination ’til I met you.

So let’s sing along to the Song of Songs, and love will lead us home. Let’s sing and dance in this divine romance and never walk this road alone. Won’t walk alone.

So take my hand, babe – at the risk of sounding just a bit too eager – please take my hand, babe, I lost my rosary – and I need to use your fingers.

Well, I’ve been in adoration but never quite like this. I’d be a second-class relic if you’d just give me a little kiss, and I’ll be the answer to your Novena if you answer mine too.

So let’s sing along to the Song of Songs, and love will lead us home. Let’s sing and dance in this divine romance and never walk this road alone. Won’t walk alone.

Related: Tinder Question openers

Are you Christian Puns Jokes Tagalog

Your heart for worship is beautiful. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air, Gracious.

You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Do you know why Solomon had so many wives? It’s because he never found you.

You be the fish, and I’ll be the loaves. Let’s let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

What’re you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Do you want to serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

The word says to ‘Give drink to those thirsty, and feed the hungry’; So how about dinner tonight, babe?

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can’t help but draw near to you.

My friend told me to come and meet you; he said that you are a lovely person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that’s his name.

Make a passing comment about your meeting is the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

Let’s scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

You sprouted from the good kind of soil.

It’s evident to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You’re such a servant.

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Is it hot in here, or that just your Holy Fire?

Let me sprinkle some of my holy water on you, babe.

If my wallet looks like a bible, it’s only because the Word of God is more valuable to me than gold.

I’d love to show you 50 shades of Grace.

I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good Lord has blessed him.

I predicted David over Goliath.

I think it’s cute when we’re in the car, and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone. I can tell you’re a woman of the word.

I know Paul says that it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you, I knew that would be impossible.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

I heard that Tim Keller’s book, “The Meaning of Marriage,” is pretty great. How about we read it together and discuss it?

I have to wear sunglasses when I’m around you because your halo shines so bright.

I have been practicing my Sufjan songs. Wanna harmonize with me while we gaze at each other?

I have a bible verse tattoo; it’s permanent; it’s also in ancient Greek.

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I consider myself to be a fisher of women. This would be referred to as “casting my net.”

I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you going to ask me to Church?

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

How’s your walk with the Lord? Let’s share our hearts.

How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.

Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people.

Hey girl. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands

Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let’s do that again!

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Here I am, the answer to your prayers. Are you happy to see me?

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I love kids.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

People say I put the stud into Bible Study

“Looking for a knight in shining armor? Lucky you, I wear the Armor of God.”

Were you ever turned into a pillar of salt? Because your sodium fine.

I would say, “God bless you,” but it looks like he already has?

“I like my men how I like my Microsoft Word documents: saved.”

God is good all the time! But you also look good all the time.

Every time I see you, my heart starts Philippian out?

Hey, girl, thou shalt not steal.

Hey girl, the Lord gave me a vision, and I just saw you.

Hey girl, your testimony is almost as beautiful as yours.

She’s a Christian. And is sound in her doctrine.

Hey girl, coffee and the word? Let’s go.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of my move without even touching it.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates are standing at attention.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?

Do you want to sin your next confessional?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered; then, I’ll nail you.

I can tell you’re into yoga; why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin’ my dick.

I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

I’m a bird watcher, and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

Do you run track? Because I heard you, Relay wants this dick.

Someone vacuum my lap; I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some excellent karma-sutra positions.

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.

I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night

Hi, I’m wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

Let me insert my plug into your socket, and we can generate some electricity.

If I’m a pain in your ass, We can just add more lubricant.

Do you know your ABCs? Cause I want to give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.

Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

I’m going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD, and all I need is U.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it were all you were wearing.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride, you’ll always finish first.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

You can call me a cake because I’ll go straight to your ass.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Are you a flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.

Call me leaves because you should be blowing me.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

Do you know what I like about a girl? My dick.

Hey, you want to do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

Remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later.

You should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Are you hungry? Because omelet, you suck this dick.

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin—Head at my place, tail at yours.

You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

Do you go to church often? Because you’re going to be on your knees tonight.

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Do you want to give it some mouth-to-mouth?

Is your name Dora? Because I’ll let you explore this dick.

I want to floss with your pubic hair.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What do you say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

That dress looks great on you so would I.

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.

This may seem corny, but you make me horny.

Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Excuse me; I am about to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Are those jeans? Because guess who wants to be inside them.

I’m no weather forecaster, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.

I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Girl, are you an iceberg? Because you’re making me want to go down.

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.

Smile if you want to have sex with me.

I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re going to fuck at least once.

Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?

My couch pulls out, but I don’t.

Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?

I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

You’re so hot; even my zipper is falling for you.

I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

Let’s playhouse. You can be the door; then I can slam you all I want.

We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you know how your hair would look perfect? In my lap.

So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux, and we can call it formal sex.

Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.

I hope you’re a plumber because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

What time do you get off? Can I watch it?

Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Does my magical watch say you’re not wearing any panties? Oh, you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Are you related to Dracula? Because you looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Great dress. I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart.

Bet I can touch your belly button from the inside.

Let’s play a game—the fastest person to take their clothes off wins.

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

If I were your teacher, I’d give you the D.

Sit on my face, and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

I’m a mindreader, and yes, I will sleep with you.

 

Summary
Catholic Christian Jesus related Pick up Lines
Article Name
Catholic Christian Jesus related Pick up Lines
Description
Check out!! Latest Dirty, funny, good Jesus, Christain, Catholic related Pick up Lines for him.
Author
Publisher Name
keziapickuplines.com
Publisher Logo

Leave a Comment