49+ Cat Pick up Lines (Funny Cheesy Animal Chat up lines)

Check the latest Cat pick-up lines for your special one. Aren’t cats the most adorable animals in the world? The best way to a cat owner girl’s heart is by showing your love for cute cats and. In case you wanna impress a guy, well, he is already in love with your cat puns (IYKWIM). Our collection of best cat pickup lines are meant to help you out as chat-up lines as well as Omegle conversation starters. You can even use them as the best cat Tinder openers.

Related: Cute Lines, Dog-related Chat up Lines

Pick up Lines for Cat Lovers

Here are Top cat pick-up lines of 2021.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
If a cat were to describe you. I would say you’re perfect.
If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
Girl, you must be the back of my paw cause I want to lick you constantly.
Are you a cat? Because people call me Shane Dawson
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Be mine it’s meow or never
Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
Can you take me to the vet because you just took my breath away!
Cat, call me.
Dinner and a mewvie?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.
Don’t be a player hating
Don’t purrcrastnate just be mine

Dirty Cat Chat up lines

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Cause I’m here to save that pussy.
The Egyptians held cats in high regard. I’m not Egyptian, but I’ll worship that pussy.
Do you have pet insurance? Cause I want to smash your cat.
Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up willing young men?
Are you a part beaver? Because daaaaam.
Girl, you must be the back of my paw cuz I want to lick you constantly.
I will make you purrrrr!
Psst. Hey babe, I got some nip
Could you show me some catnip?
Since I met you, I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Tail me you love me
They call me the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl, you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
Want to see some hairballs?
Love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can I play with her?
I’ve got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
Note! Only use the dirty lines if you are comfortable enough with your partner.

Funny Kat Pick up Lines

Tail me you love me
Tell me what makes you meow
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
Just call me Puss in Boots.
You’re my pajamas.
You’re the cat’s whiskers.
My cat’s dead. Can I play with your pussy instead?
My love for you resembles a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
Tail me you love me
What’s a babe like you doing in a dump like this?
Where have you been all my lives?
Will you be my meow?
You “complete meow me.”
You amewse me
You must have been sleeping in the sun because you are HOT.
You remind me of a leopard. or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws.
Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype? It’s true! We do eat the cat
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.
Are you a cat? Because I wanna be Shane Dawson
Do you like cats? because I’m feline a connection 😉
Would you like to come back to my place and meet my cats?
Are you a cat? Cause you look purr-fect!
My dick’s like a ray of sunshine streaming through the living room door.
You know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.
Are you Shane Dawson’s cat? Because I want to cum all over you.

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