99+ Best Basketball Pick up Lines Text (Sports Lover Pick up Lines, Quotes)

Basketball is a unisex game with an equal fanbase in both genders. Basketball pickup lines can be a game-changer if you use them correctly. You don’t have to speak face-to-face to your basketball enthusiast partner; the best chat-up lines will help you out. Furthermore, these Cheesy basketball and pickup lines will be helpful as Tinder openers and Omegle conversation starters to use on Instagram.

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Here are the latest Smooth baller Basketball pickup lines of 2021.

If you were the ball, I never would be able to shoot you because then I’ll always miss you.

Hey sugar-buns, do you play center? Wanna be the center of my attention?

Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound

Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.

I can jump almost six feet to dunk, but can I test how long I can do slamings on you?

Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, honestly, have it all.

Phew! I threw three perfect hoops today. Want to be my fourth?

I had a head-on collision with Iversen, but your eyes were what made me faint. I saw you from the crowd.

Are you from Cleveland? Because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.

If you were the ball, no one else would ever score because I won’t pass you around.

Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple because I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

You must be Michael Jordan. No other man can light up my world as you do. Will you be mine?

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I would always miss you.

I cannot believe there was a time when I was so addicted to basketball, but hey, now I am addicted to you. 

I have never made an incomplete pass. I assure you, you won’t be my first.

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

I usually can shoot three times in a row, but with this rate and with how good you are, I wonder if I can even shoot two.

I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.

If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

There seems to be the rebound. Maybe I should push harder to make you feel the impact?

If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

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Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D.

Whenever you want, you can slip that ball of yours into this hoop of mine, sweetheart, you can. 

It doesn’t matter if you are a player. I have some balls waiting to be dribbled. 

You can play with my balls all night long. They won’t get weak or slack.

Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

Girl, you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.

I can score from multiple positions.

I’d love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your hoop!

I’m a good ball-handler, what about you?

Do you want to play basketball at my house? I can teach you a thing or two with the skills I have.

Phew! I threw three perfect hoops today. Want to be my fourth?

Baby, I bet you will never stop playing with my balls once you try me out.

Let’s invent our own basketball: one-on-one, balls versus hoop. No rules attached.

Humorous Basketball Pick up Lines

I have never been kicked out for offense in any game, so would you be my first one, huh, love?

Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.

I love basketball as much as I love watching you be with me all day, with everything I got.

You seem like you got some great shots in you. Maybe I can show you mine as well, darling.

If I am to compare you to basketball, you would be my goal in this world full of 1 point.?

I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, as a game, would you be with me?

There was a time when I am so addicted to basketball, but hey, now I am addicted to you.

You must be Michael Jordan because you light up my world, and you are my number one idol..

You make my heart bounce just like basketball, dribbling in your hands slowly and happily.

I promise I would never pass you to anyone should you be the ball because I want you to mine.

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